The Priest's Ruse

Khorasani style
English

The Priest's Ruse

The priest said to himself: what a grim time, that such an order has come from the king. We are all bound for death, young and old alike, and King Ardeshir has no son of his own. Even if he lives out countless years, when he passes, the throne will fall to an enemy. Better than this useless deed, let me bravely arrange something great. Let me save this moon-faced woman from death, and perhaps make the king regret his order. Once her child is born and taken away, I will carry out this command of the king. It is no light matter to let pass through the heart; better that I act with wisdom than as a fool. He prepared a place within his own hall, one he would guard as his own body and soul. He told his wife: I will not allow even a breath of wind to catch sight of her. Then he reflected: enemies are many, and good and bad suspicions cling to everyone. Let me devise a scheme so my slanderer cannot pour filth into my stream. He went home and cut off his own testicles, applied a searing brand and medicine, then bound the wound. He quickly sprinkled salt over them, and packed them into a small box like smoke. At once he sealed the box shut, then came out groaning, his face gone pale. When he reached the high throne, he set down that box, sealed and locked. He said to the king: let the king entrust this pledge for safekeeping to his own treasurer. On the box its date was written, and its root and origin made plain.
Explanation: The idiom about pouring filth into one's stream means ruining one's good name. The priest mutilates himself to prove he could never be suspected of fathering the hidden woman's child.

Original · Persian

بخش ۳

به دل گفت موبد که بد روزگار که فرمان چنین آمد از شهریار
همه مرگ راییم برنا و پیر ندارد پسر شهریار اردشیر
گر او بی‌عدد سالیان بشمرد به دشمن رسد تخت چون بگذرد
همان به کزین کار ناسودمند به مردی یکی کار سازم بلند
ز کشتن رهانم مر این ماه را مگر زین پشیمان کنم شاه را
هرانگه کزو بچه گردد جدا به جای آرم این گفتهٔ پادشا
نه کاریست کز دل همی بگذرد خردمند باشم به از بی‌خرد
بیاراست جایی به ایوان خویش که دارد ورا چون تن و جان خویش
به زن گفت اگر هیچ باد هوا ببیند ورا من ندارم روا
پس اندیشه کرد آنک دشمن بسیست گمان بد و نیک با هرکسیست
یکی چاره سازم که بدگوی من نراند به زشت آب در جوی من
به خانه شد و خایه ببرید پست برو داغ و دارو نهاد و ببست
به خایه نمک بر پراگند زود به حقه در آگند بر سان دود
هم‌اندر زمان حقه را مهر کرد بیامد خروشان و رخساره زرد
چو آمد به نزدیک تخت بلند همان حقه بنهاد با مهر و بند
چنین گفت با شاه کین زینهار سپارد به گنجور خود شهریار
نوشته بر آن حقه تاریخ آن پدیدار کرده بن و بیخ آن